Dialect barriers (hetalia)

  • America (on the phone with canada): Hey bro, what'cha doing?
  • Canada: I'm fucking a dog.
  • America: ...
  • Canada: Alfred?
  • America: 'K then.
  • ...
  • Translation note: The term "Fucking a dog" means "I'm not doing anything".
  • ...
  • America: Yeah, time to go skiing!
  • Canada: Shouldn't you wear a jacket or something?
  • America: I guess. Crap, I left mine at home!
  • Canada: Here, I'll give you a bunnyhug.
  • America: Dude, I'm not showing up at the ski resort with you hanging on to me! It'll repel the girls!
  • Canada: ...That's not what I meant.
  • ...
  • Translation note: In some parts of Canada, a sweatshirt is called a bunnyhug
  • ...
  • England (writing an essay for Gakuen and studying with America): Oh bugger, I've messed up. America, would you lend me a rubber?
  • America: ...Dude, we're in public.
  • England: Yeah, so?
  • America: Why the heck would you ask for a condom in public?
  • England: ...Bloody wanker.
  • ...
  • Translation Note: In British English, a 'rubber' is an eraser.
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