bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via prpldragon)

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

(via animelovingtrash)

nai-nana:

Stuntmen
two bucky and two chris
I’m in heaven

nai-nana:

Stuntmen

two bucky and two chris

I’m in heaven

wellfuckyoutooworld:

I think the last scene after the credits was one of the best in the whole film.

definitionofdisney:

Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
↳ Disney Princesses + waking up

I love how everyone has a hard time getting up and then there’s Aurora who’s just like

"Yes, just as planned."

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

(via homicidaleurydice)

alwaysri8:

liellan:

leo-arcana:

nonymoose:

The Winchesters checking you out

bonus:

Idk how to feel I’m blogging naked

ALWAYS REBLOG

(via prince-merlin)

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

And the vegan made a valid point, considering

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

And the vegan made a valid point, considering

(via oswaldz)

alienbugbabe:

st0rmings:

lushmilk:

“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok” 

i’d just lie there in the water 

I’d love this actually

Does no one else see the small ray

alienbugbabe:

st0rmings:

lushmilk:

“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok” 

i’d just lie there in the water 

I’d love this actually

Does no one else see the small ray

(via toxicantagonist)

neontreed:

this is the funniest screenshot i ever took while playing animal crossing

neontreed:

this is the funniest screenshot i ever took while playing animal crossing

(via toxicantagonist)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via toxicantagonist)

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no. And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via elovers)

(via prince-merlin)